MONDAY 27TH FEBRUARY
“Many apologies if you have been abused aboard this First Great Western service this morning.” Do on-train announcements get much odder? (27/02/2012 07:50)
Matt Smith just said I’m “looking fit”, so SCREW YOU ALL! (27/02/2012 13:07)
RT @iSinclair The Doctor lies. (27/02/2012 14:52)
WEDNESDAY 29TH FEBRUARY
With @hexachordal. Upon my request, he has improvised three exciting new songs: “Poo in a Glass”, “I Ate My Nose” & “Wee in a Garden”. (29/02/2012 16:00)
I needed a wee, but @tom_bacon was in the bathroom. So I did it in the garden. Here’s @hexachordal‘s “Wee in a Garden”: http://bit.ly/AiE4NV (29/02/2012 16:13)
It’s from @hexachordal‘s upcoming EP of poo- and wee-related ditties, entitled Songs in the Key of Milsom. (29/02/2012 16:17)
THURSDAY 1ST MARCH
It is World Bok Day. http://www.twitpic.com/8qmn9m You are very welcome. (01/03/2012 15:51)
What d’you mean that last tweet was TOO GEEKY? Oh, fuck off! Ok, try this one… (01/03/2012 15:55)
They’re saying it’s World Book Day, but I wouldn’t read anything into it. (01/03/2012 15:56)
No? Really? Not even worth a retweet? Really? FINE! UNFOLLOW ME THEN, YOU SANCTIMONIOUS SLUG! GO ON! I DON’T EVEN NEED THIS! (01/03/2012 16:00)
TUESDAY 6TH MARCH
Last night… Simon Amstell (in the flesh), The Beatles (on vinyl), Tom Lehrer (vinyl), @hexachordal (not vinyl), the C4 ident (manifold). (06/03/2012 11:15)
This morning… LCD Soundsystem, spaghetti bolognese, Dear Deirdre, tube, tube, tube… tube… (06/03/2012 11:15)
THURSDAY 8TH MARCH
RT @CaroSkinner: After a quick sprint through Madrid airport, I’m now stranded with @benjamin_cook and a copy of the latest DWM! (08/03/2012 12:59)
Flying from Madrid to Almería now. We’re like cinders, floating around in Spain. (And I prefer a mountain goat to walking any day.) #DoctorWho (08/03/2012 14:16)
FRIDAY 9TH MARCH
Karen has invented a new sport: “My God, I’m actually really good at appleball.” Matt: “Apple in yer face! Apple in yer face!” That is all. (09/03/2012 17:24)
SATURDAY 10TH MARCH
RT @steven_moffat: So, just arrived in Texas to check progress on the Dr Who western we’re shooting… Spain?? We’re shooting in SPAIN?? (10/03/2012 03:32)
I am wearing a cat on my head. People keep pointing at me in Spanish. There is a girl with a gun. And mountains. And a trampoline. Oh man. (10/03/2012 12:55)
RT @OldRoberts953: @benjamin_cook I hope DW’s second Spanish shoot is going well. And that Arthur’s wig has not been seized by customs. Say ola to all from me! (10/03/2012 21:26)
@OldRoberts953 Arthur’s wig is ok, but Matt’s make-up is melting, Carmen Gómez is kicking off, and there’s a scratch on the negative. (10/03/2012 22:16)
SUNDAY 11TH MARCH
Eating a ham sandwich. In Spain. #Benjamón (11/03/2012 11:48)
RT @coollike: @benjamin_cook Is #Benjamón like a Pokémon version of you? (11/03/2012 11:58)
A&E? RT @planetjedward: Our pop rocket is about to explode and take us somewhere really coool. (11/03/2012 12:31)
In London. Quite high up, I s’pose. http://instagr.am/p/ICZeTxMTCN/ (11/03/2012 15:39)
