He’ll get this bit up and running again soon, he promises.

SUNDAY 24TH JUNE

RT @mrtinoforever: There’s a reason why @benjamin_cook is my best friend… I just can’t remember it right now… http://instagr.am/p/MPJMFGrwNq/ (24/06/2012 01:33)

No-one cares about your stupid football. (24/06/2012 19:43)

SSH, SPOILERS! RT @timothymr: The match could go either way at this point. #football #sport (24/06/2012 19:43)

RT @Dan__Clark: It shouldn’t go to extra time. England and Italy should join forces and play Germany in the semi final TOGETHER. (24/06/2012 21:35)

TUESDAY 26TH JUNE

Always dreamt of seeing me dance and mime in a music video with @Chris_Kendall_ & @JackHoward? You’re gonna love this! (26/06/2012 19:59)

Yup, it’s @thatalexday‘s “Good Morning Sunshine” video: http://youtu.be/W7q1bHK8te0 And a sexy still of us dancing “IN TIME”: http://twitpic.com/a0uf0i (26/06/2012 20:00)

Someone dun a gif. RT @themanofdann: Oh good. http://bit.ly/OA2K23 (26/06/2012 20:15)

One final thought. If your heart hasn’t been warmed by @thatalexday‘s “Good Morning Sunshine” video, YOU’RE A FUCKING MONSTER! Good night. (26/06/2012 20:16)

THURSDAY 28TH JUNE

OUTTAKES KLAXON! A video in which @thatalexday‘s friends – and the weather – almost sabotage “Good Morning Sunshine”: http://youtu.be/ubsbRzgZ-9M (28/06/2012 22:50)

MONDAY 2ND JULY

RT @Horse_ebooks: Bravo bravo bravo bravo bravo bravo ! I tell you ! men (singing with Women) In all our lives We ve never before been treated To such a party (02/07/2012 18:13)

The Pirate Movie Awards! iPads for horses! Interview dos and do nots! Check out awesome new BBC sketch show Funtime: http://bbc.in/KNUINT (02/07/2012 18:16)

TUESDAY 3RD JULY

Our Google, who art in Yahoo! / AOL be Thy Name / Thy Info[dot]com / Thy will be done / On Bing as it is in Baidu… (03/07/2012 13:48)

THURSDAY 5TH JULY

RT @DIMBLEBOT: @mrtinoforever @benjamin_cook *DIMBLEGLARE* (05/07/2012 22:02)

At #qtwatch in Hackney with @mrtinoforever and, omnipresently, @DIMBLEBOT. Because we’re cooler than you. #bbcqt (05/07/2012 22:17)

NEGATIVE. :( #qtwatch RT @DIMBLEBOT: @benjamin_cook @mrtinoforever PLEASE CONFIRM YOU SHALL ENTER THE DIMBLEDANCE COMPETITION AND WIN. (05/07/2012 22:33)

A Conversation With My 12-Year-Old Self: http://youtu.be/XFGAQrEUaeU “By the way, do you still like Dr Who?” Amazing ! 27,000 likes in one day. (06/07/2012 02:25)

“One of the things that makes my job easier is, I don’t get particularly starstruck. I’m hugely impressed by someone if they’re good and if they’re cast well, and I have great respect for what actors do, but I’m not really interested in celebrity. I don’t care what parties they’ve been to, or what they’re wearing, or who’s dating who…”

Also in DWM 449, Jonathan Morris looks at the growing pains of a TV legend in 49 Up; The Fact of Fiction investigates 2005′s triumphant return for the Doctor’s deadliest enemy, Dalek (with exclusive new revelations from the writer of that episode, Robert Shearman); the Time Team has a devil of a time watching 2006 two-parter The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit; TV Dalek Nicholas Pegg reveals the arcane secrets of compiling production subtitles on the Doctor Who DVDs; Chris Chibnall drops hints about his two scripts for the forthcoming season, in Production Notes; Toby Hadoke and Johnny Candon consider which classic creature should return next; Amy has been hijacked in the second part of The Cornucopia Caper, a new comic strip adventure written by Scott Gray with art by Dan McDaid… and all the latest news, reviews, previews, and competitions.

Doctor Who Magazine is available from all good newsagents.

SUNDAY 10TH JUNE

RT @mrtinoforever: Here’s me and the boys! I LOVES DEM! @benjamin_cook @postcoitalslap and I, taken by @qbnaith!!!! http://pic.twitter.com/lCxqdiWJ (10/06/2012 18:20)

RT @KaiPhoenix: Happy 23rd birthday @hexachordal http://instagr.am/p/LtgwGjJMCm/ (11/06/2012 00:05)

MONDAY 11TH JUNE

Watched the footie in a Paddington pub with Dane Bowers (from the 90s!) & @KaiPhoenix. Then Leicester Sq with @TomRPI @CheekTV & @_MsNixon_. (11/06/2012 21:47)

FRIDAY 15TH JUNE

RT @coollike: Came downstairs to find this happening in @thatalexday‘s bedroom. I hope they’re wearing trousers under that duvet. http://pic.twitter.com/K1vHY85u (15/06/2012 23:20)

RT @CarrieHFletcher: @coollike @thatalexday EXPLAIN! (15/06/2012 23:28)

Naked in bed with @thatalexday. I won a competition. (15/06/2012 23:47)

@CarrieHFletcher Alex and I are in love. We could resist each other no longer. Didn’t even let the fact he doesn’t own a bed get in the way. (16/06/2012 01:23)

SATURDAY 16TH JUNE

Alex Day (@thatalexday): “From the waist down, you look gorgeous.” (16/06/2012 17:49)

Spent today with @coollike @ciaranobrien and @alexodam, filming stuff like this. Yup. http://twitpic.com/9x7wt9 (16/06/2012 23:30)

RT @mrtinoforever: DIZ IZ HAPPENING! @mrsgrrrg @daddythathurts @benjamin_cook & I :) http://instagr.am/p/L9OoNALwKu/ (17/06/2012 02:33)

WEDNESDAY 20TH JUNE

“You’re a horrible sack of shit.” Why @frezned is still the smartest, funniest vlogger around: http://youtu.be/ZZ_18gj5yho (20/06/2012 00:36)

Tonight, @coollike @CaroSkinner & I went to @amandapalmer‘s gig. Met up with Amanda & @neilhimself after. Loud, friendly, brilliant night! (21/06/2012 01:22)

Also, like everyone else at Village Underground tonight, I am in love with @amandapalmer. That is all. (21/06/2012 01:27)

FRIDAY 22ND JUNE

Fun day filming with @thatalexday @chris_kendall_ @JackHoward @CarrieHFletcher @TheHazelHayes @alexodam @ollynewport & Jon Bon Jovi. (22/06/2012 17:19)

Guys. I should warn you, my contribution to @alexodam‘s latest video is PRETTY intense: http://youtu.be/uBykny6zqG0 (22/06/2012 18:59)

#Eurovision party at mine with @mrtinoforever @eddplant @xFAWNx @HattiRex @_MsNixon_ @AwkwardTweeter @qbnaith @scottbalf @alreetsweeart etc. (26/05/2012 20:07)

Further arrivals: @tom_bacon @dollyoladini @lukespillane @tomwebsta. Still waiting for @Dan_Ev. As if anyone else cares. #Eurovision (26/05/2012 20:11)

Old Man Humperdinck is on first. Presumably because he needs to be back in the home by 9pm. #Eurovision #TheHump (26/05/2012 20:12)

This song is called “When the Music Dies”. She has missed the boat by just over an hour. #Eurovision (26/05/2012 21:02)

RT @lexcanroar: The possible collapse of the Euro makes this whole thing seem so dark and twisted. IF WE WEREN’T DANCING, WE’D BE CRYING #Eurovision (26/05/2012 21:19)

One day, I shall commit suicide to this song. #Eurovision (26/05/2012 21:21)

Sweet photo. RT @mrtinoforever: Party times with @benjamin_cook @awkwardtweeter & @postcoitalslap. http://bit.ly/O4Bkxp (27/05/2012 01:40)

Tonight is going well. Drowning our #Eurovision sorrows. Now @Chris_Kendall_ is here! http://twitpic.com/9pwl3d (27/05/2012 03:05)

THURSDAY 31ST MAY

RT @stuheritage: I hope the Leveson Inquiry webstream ends with a photo montage of everyone goofing around, set to “Together in Electric Dreams”. (31/05/2012 12:04)

In other news, my mate @scottbalf (whom Alex Kingston once promised to adopt: http://bit.ly/nPmYHT) has a new tattoo. http://twitpic.com/9r9hxu (31/05/2012 12:54)

SUNDAY 3RD JUNE

Switched onto BBC One to catch some of the #BBCJubilee Thames Pageant. A reporter was interviewing a dog on a narrowboat. I switched off. (03/06/2012 15:51)

BBC Reporter: “So nothing can go wrong?” Gatekeeper: “Keeping our fingers crossed.” Reporter: “CAN anything go wrong, though?” #BBCJubilee (03/06/2012 16:09)

I really should stop watching this batshit insane pageant. Fucking hell. Someone please send help. #BBCJubilee (03/06/2012 16:11)

“You wouldn’t want to crash with such a precious cargo, would you?” “It would not be high on my list of priorities, no.” Wow. #BBCJubilee (03/06/2012 16:32)

On #BBCJubilee, the commentators are getting desperate. “On days like this, at least you know that skin is waterproof.” *awkward silence* (03/06/2012 16:50)

TUESDAY 5TH JUNE

Some readers may find the following tweet disturbing… (05/06/2012 17:55)

I am quoted in today’s Daily Mail: http://bit.ly/Nf3D0e OUT, DAMNED SPOT! OUT, I SAY! #FeelsSick (HT: @MarkAyresRWS)(05/06/2012 17:55)

FRIDAY 8TH JUNE

“You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would…” @isabelfay‘s brilliant “Thank You Hater!” song: http://bit.ly/MmVOEb (08/06/2012 12:31)

“You wished me cancer, and misspelled ‘cancer’ / But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow / Just like the tumour…” (08/06/2012 12:31)

“William Hartnell never forgave me for leaving. He couldn’t understand it, which was nice in a way. He said to me, ‘What’s the matter with you? You’ve got three kids, you’ve got a job, we’re having a great time – what more do you want?!’ ‘I want to do a play, Bill.’ ‘Oh Christ –!’ He didn’t understand that. Maybe he was right.”

Elsewhere in DWM 448, Neil Gaiman tells me how writing The Doctor’s Wife helped him deal with the death of his father (“Sometimes things get a little frustrating being me,” he says); the votes have been counted and the winners of DWM’s annual readers’ poll are announced; showrunner Steven Moffat tells of the sad day that Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill recorded their final scenes as companions Amy and Rory; Mark Coupeabout interviews Glen McCoy, writer of much-maligned 1985 serial Timelash; Cavan Scott talks to the stars of 1988′s Remembrance of the Daleks – Pamela Salem, Karen Gledhill, and Simon Williams – about Big Finish’s new spin-off audio drama series Counter Measures; The Fact of Fiction considers 1979 adventure The Armageddon Factor; the Time Team joins the Doctor and Rose in post-war London for 2006 episode The Idiot’s Lantern; the Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory get involved in some very organised crime in brand new comic strip adventure The Cornucopia Caper… and all the latest news, reviews, previews, and competitions.

EDIT (15:45, 04/06): Kind words. RT @neilhimself: @dwmtweets For the record, that interview in DWM was one of the best interviews with me EVER. (04/06/2012 15:39) And RT @neilhimself: Just read an interview with me about The Doctor’s Wife in Dr Who Magazine. Best article with me in it I’ve read in ages. Nice job @dwmtweets. (04/06/2012 15:41)

In Wales, with #DoctorWho. Today is @KarenGillan2 and @RattyBurvil‘s last day on set. There will be tears. Who will crack first? *sobs* (12/05/2012 14:41)

RT @RattyBurvil: Last day today. I can hear a fat lady singing in the distance. Maybe it’s @KarenGillan2. (12/05/2012 12:46)

Well, that’s a wrap. :( #APondFarewell (12/05/2012 19:43)

Everyone cried. #APondFarewell (12/05/2012 20:01)

@RattyBurvil @KarenGillan2 DON’T LEAVE!!! (13/05/2012 00:43)

SUNDAY 13TH MAY

Here I am, as drawn by @alexodam on a Byron napkin. Amazing. (13/05/2012 21:15)

MONDAY 21ST MAY

Off for a “posh breakfast” with @hexachordal. It’s 7.10AM. Last time I slept, it was 4.30PM. FUCK YOU SLEEP! FUCK YOU!!! (21/05/2012 07:10)

THURSDAY 24TH MAY

Why I love @amandapalmer and so should you. RT @amandapalmer: “KICKSTARTER, SMURF-TITS & SCIENTOLOGY OH MY”: http://bit.ly/KSblog2 (24/05/2012 05:55)

RT @dmuper : @benjamin_cook WHy is Your, hair that coluour (24/05/2012 08:24)

This is a nice photo from Monday night’s BITE. (L-R: @mrtinoforever, me, @theycallmeseb and @eddplant.) http://twitpic.com/9omcpl (24/05/2012 09:55)

Drinks in Soho with Dr Who casting director @pryorandy. I wanna know who he’s cast as the Garm (the giant dog from 1983 serial “Terminus”). (24/05/2012 20:52)

RT @pryorandy: @benjamin_cook Only time will tell! (24/05/2012 20:54)

#removeoneletterfilm Kony 212, a short film to make Ugandan war criminal Joseph Kony kick it with ya bitch who come from Parisian. (04/05/2012 16:44)

#removeoneletterfilm Lady and the Ramp – an upper middle-class, wheelchair-bound lady campaigns for planning and access for disabled people. (04/05/2012 17:00)

RT @qbnaith: Tried to take a photo of @benjamin_cook with a horse. Have lots of photos of @benjamin_cook running away from a horse. (04/05/2012 22:13)

SATURDAY 5TH MAY

Hanging in Camden with @deanitsomfg and @_MsNixon_. Got *this* close to persuading Dean to get a nose piercing. SO CLOSE! (05/05/2012 18:27)

RT @JackHoward: @benjamin_cook Lol, he would have looked like a tit. Keep trying. (05/05/2012 18:28)

RT @robdelaney: Sir, it is a mirror. RT @rupertmurdoch: Seems impossible to have civilised debate on twitter. Ignorant, vicious abuse lowers whole society. (05/05/2012 18:57)

SUNDAY 6TH MAY

“Ah! Get a knife – my lemon cake’s ready.” Man, I’m totally crushing on this week’s #Fringe. @JWFRINGE @JPFRINGE & Guildsman on top form… (06/05/2012 13:17)

Smart, shocking, gloriously silly, very, very funny (“I don’t –” “Drive?”) and OMFG THAT CLIFFHANGER! I’m gonna miss this show. :( #Fringe (06/05/2012 13:19)

P.S. Was anyone else willing D.R. Jones to go, “I’ve turned the Sun into what I like to call a [with finger quotes] ‘Death Star’”…? #Fringe (06/05/2012 13:21)

TUESDAY 8TH MAY

In Gospel Oak. Hanging out with a TV legend. One of the original #DoctorWho companions, Mr William Russell. It is a privilege and an honour. (08/05/2012 14:54)

Would William Russell consider returning to #DoctorWho in its 50th year? “If I was asked… I’d certainly try to do whatever they expected.” (08/05/2012 15:03)

Drinks in Soho with @thatalexday and @CarrieHFletcher. Tonight, I learned what a “Jäger grenade” is. Amongst other things (08/05/2012 23:35)

FRIDAY 11TH MAY

RT @thetomska: #RTForAwareness http://yfrog.com/occedldj

#RTForAwareness (11/05/2012 22:13)

#RTForAwareness Every year, thousands of people die from lack of awareness. Please RT. (11/05/2012 22:20)

#RTForAwareness We’re a worldwide trending topic, guys! Holy shit! We’re saving a lot of lives here. (Sadly, not ours.) (11/05/2012 22:25)

Huh? RT @CHartley22: My theory is they’re all at a party, started talking about Kony and are now proving the gullibility of the internet. (11/05/2012 22:40)

Fun night with @thetomska @JackHoward @deanitsomfg @Chris_Kendall_ @eddplant @ThisTim @Khyan @ciaranobrien @Zushoo @absolutetwoddle… #ff (12/05/2012 02:28)

… @itsamandything @MattLobster @kickthepj @ItsJackMace @thejennybee @Daniel_Dobbs et al. Now. Bed. Train to catch in five hours oh shit! #ff (12/05/2012 02:28)

My Pottermore account’s been frozen! “It has come to our attention that your username ‘wizardprick’ violated our Community Guidelines.” WTF? (19/04/2012 22:35)

This is the shittiest thing to happen to me on the internet since I was banned from Mumsnet for “asking repeatedly about breast feeding”. :( (19/04/2012 22:57)

FRIDAY 20TH APRIL

When the moon hits your eye / Lupin’s boggart is nigh, Pottermoré! / When the world seems so queer / Have you downed Butterbeer? Pottermoré! (20/04/2012 10:01)

SUNDAY 22ND APRIL

In a toilet. In a club. (With @mrtinoforever @daddythathurts & @qbnaith) http://twitpic.com/9cm4q0 (22/04/2012 02:07)

WEDNESDAY 25TH APRIL

A #DoctorWho fan has made me out of Lego: http://flic.kr/p/bQzS1V Yup. #ThatHappened (25/04/2012 20:13)

FRIDAY 27TH APRIL

OMG YOU GUYS THE GOOGLE CANTEEN IS THE HAPPIEST, TASTIEST PLACE ON EARTH! THEY HAVE ALL THE FOODS! #nomnomnom (27/04/2012 14:02)

SO MANY DIFFERENT CAKES! GOT TWO SLICES! EVERYONE HERE IS LIKE “WE’RE TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT. WOULD YOU LIKE A BANANA FOR THE JOURNEY HOME?” (27/04/2012 14:09)

I HAVE A MASSIVE BANANA! WITH MY NAME ON IT! http://pic.twitter.com/ygMo1yQF THANK YOU, LORD GOOGLE! THANK YOU! I AM FOREVER YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT. (27/04/2012 14:32)

Spent the past 24 hrs with these beautiful people: @ciaranobrien @KaiPhoenix @edstockham @BarnabyEdwards @NicholasPegg @BriggsNicholas #ff (27/04/2012 15:12)

SATURDAY 28TH APRIL

(CC: @mrtinoforever) You know it’s been a good night when… http://twitpic.com/9elurh (28/04/2012 05:59)

SUNDAY 29TH APRIL

Overheard in unisex toilets… Cubicle 1 (female): “Will people stop pissing on the toilet seat?!” All the other cubicles (male): “NEVER!!!” (29/04/2012 01:48)

I’M GORGEOUS! (CC: @postcoitalslap @mrtinoforever) http://twitpic.com/9f10uj (29/04/2012 05:01)

TUESDAY 1ST MAY

Cinema & dinner with @ThatDyslexicGuy & @OllyNewport. We saw Being Elmo, a documentary film about Kevin Clash, the Elmo puppeteer. Amazing. (02/05/2012 00:10)

THURSDAY 3RD MAY

RT @JasonArnopp: “Breasts have served as a gateway drug for vaginas” is the best thing anyone’s written in some time: http://bit.ly/JlBNIo #pornpanic (03/05/2012 15:30)

Off to the press night of Mike Bartlett’s Love, Love, Love at the Royal Court, with @iamzackary. (Not a particularly funny tweet, but true.) (03/05/2012 17:05)

“We live in Reading. Something has gone wrong!” Love, Love, Love was sharp as a dart tonight. I give it 4/5. Well done, the Royal Court. (03/05/2012 23:29)

RT @thatalexday: “Lady Godiva” on music video chart show, announcer said: “Just proves you can get into the charts without a major record label or much talent.” (10/04/2012 13:52)

On a plane with what appears to be a US university’s entire female sports team. Not sure which sport. Doesn’t matter. #GodBlessAmerica (10/04/2012 15:47)

WEDNESDAY 11TH APRIL

In New York. Apparently, so are Twitter’s very own @CaroSkinner, @steven_moffat & @RattyBurvil. This is quite the coincidence. (11/04/2012 00:19)

In Central Park with Matt, Karen and Arthur, surrounded – literally – by 400 fans and paparazzi. This is mental. (11/04/2012 20:54)

Turning into the most wonderfully batshit-insane day I’ve ever spent on a TV set. (Karen Gillan: “It’s the most surreal day OF MY LIFE!”) (11/04/2012 23:40)

Today has been one of those days where I appear to have photo-bombed Matt, Karen, Arthur and EVERYONE in Central Park… (12/04/2012 01:25)

Off out in NYC now. I’ll leave you with this… It looks like we’ve persuaded a certain someone (initials: KG) to join Twitter! More tomorrow. (12/04/2012 01:55)

THURSDAY 12TH APRIL

RT @thatalexday: I really, REALLY hope @jk_rowling‘s new book is actually gonna be called The New Book. (12/04/2012 15:03)

@thatalexday I hope it’s called “Rowling in the Deep”. (12/04/2012 15:04)

MATT SMITH: “That’s my new game – sporadically hugging Karen in public and crying ‘Don’t leave!’” #DoctorWho (12/04/2012 18:35)

At last! Miss Karen Gillan is now on Twitter! (Told you we’d persuade her.) Show her some love: @KarenGillan2. #DoctorWho (12/04/2012 23:01)

We’re working on Matt Smith. He’s leaning towards Instagram. Hmpf. Gimme till the end of the day. We will get him on Twitter. ;) #DoctorWho (12/04/2012 23:09)

Oh. Oh dear. :/ RT @RattyBurvil: I’m just hoping @karengillan2 left her email notifications on. (13/04/2012 00:04)

FRIDAY 13TH APRIL

Crowds chanting. Fezzes. Bow ties. Banners. 15-year-olds in tweed. Night air. Atmos. Hush now. 1930s. New York. It’s mental here. #DoctorWho (13/04/2012 01:28)

RT @RattyBurvil: So @KarenGillan2 has NOT turned off her email notifications and her battery has died. Cue 50,000 emails. Today just got so much better. (13/04/2012 01:51)

RT @KarenGillan2  http://yfrog.com/ki1r3cjj (13/04/2012 04:16)

The gift that keeps on giving. RT @KarenGillan2: Someone could have told me to turn off my email notifications when I joined Twitter today! (13/04/2012 06:09)

I’m in Times Square, NYC. With Dr Who and Amy Pond. We haven’t slept in almost 24 hours. http://twitpic.com/997wbm (13/04/2012 13:16)

The Doctor in Manhattan! Check out some photos I took for @bbcdoctorwho: http://bbc.in/HAgzGU Also available as wallpapers. Yeah! #DoctorWho (13/04/2012 19:30)

At MoMA. Well, this is just confusing, isn’t it? http://instagr.am/p/JYPnubMTMx/ (14/04/2012 00:54)

SATURDAY 14TH APRIL

When you describe someone in Glee as “a terrible count”, coz your iPhone doesn’t like it when you swear. YOU’RE NOT MY MOTHER, AUTOCORRECT! (14/04/2012 18:36)

At Katz’s Deli with @robynschneider, some chicken noodle soup, a “New York Egg Cream”, and a roast beef sandwich as big as my fucking face. (14/04/2012 22:04)

RT @notdangle: @benjamin_cook I’ve never seen your “fucking face”. How much larger is it than your normal one? (14/04/2012 22:05)

RT @Mickeleh: Somewhere in Little Italy with @robynschneider and @benjamin_cook http://pic.twitter.com/AUrJJ69E (15/04/2012 02:07)

MONDAY 16TH APRIL

If I had “Four Square”, I’d be mayor of the Empire State Building right now. (16/04/2012 22:58)

Earlier today, I was “mayor” of Liberty Island. I suppose it’s one of those days. (16/04/2012 23:06)

In Central Park, NYC. The morning after the night before. I FUCKING LOVE THIS CITY! http://twitpic.com/9apche (17/04/2012 00:57)

P.S. The jumper is new. Bought it in Trash and Vaudeville, one of NYC’s most incredible punk and goth stores. http://twitpic.com/9apche (17/04/2012 01:03)

A better photo of my new favourite jumper. OMG JUST LOOK AT IT! :D Plus, eye make-up. http://twitpic.com/9apg5m (17/04/2012 01:09)